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04
May

How they found Osama

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Thousands of people monitoring millions of phone conversations and chat logs trying to find any lead to Osama bin Laden, recently awarded the Guiness record for being the longest hide and seek champion. So how was he found? Apparently top US intelligence officials managed to sneak bin Laden an iPhone equipped with Facebook Places that updates his location to his Facebook page and our sources at Al-Qaeda (who cannot be named for security purpose) has informed us that Osama has liked the iPhone so much that he instructed all suicide bombings to never be carried out in the vicinity of any Apple stores.

Approximately at 1504 GMT on 2nd of May, bin Laden was trying out the Terrorist-Maniac Facebook application developed by the Al-Qaeda on his Android based phone not realizing that his location has been published on his Facebook page.

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Within 25 minutes, the Pentagon operation center scrambled up a S&D (Search and Destroy) operation to bring Osama back dead or alive. Realizing that he will not go down without a fight, the CTU team led by Jack Bauer assembled a tactical team which included Bob Lee Swagger who ultimately fired the fatal shot from a distance of 2000 metres and ended the longest search for the world most wanted fugitive. The operation was classified top secret and was codenamed Geronimo. Shortly after Bob fired from his sniper, Bauer inspected the body and radioed back to Pentagon uttering "Geronimo EKIA", short for Geronimo Killed in Action signalling the end of one war but could perhaps be the beginning of a new war as the Al-Qaeda number 2, Al-Zawahri is set to helm the leadership of Al-Qaeda. The team later claimed the body and fiew it back to the United States for DNA identification purpose.

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Attempt to search for the mentioned Facebook page that has contributed to bin Laden's death has been futile and we have been presented with the error message shown above.

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Bauer (shown on the left) later announced to the Press that while the search for Obama has ended, the CTU is still monitoring the situation for fears of backlash. "Despite our victory today, we must remain resillient as our enemies will seek revenge when we left our guards down", he said.


President Obama who spoke later during the day declared that justice has been served and reminded the world that this is a war against terrorism and not against Islam.

President Obama also took the opportunity to thank Bob Lee Swagger and promised to step up effort to combat terrorism. shooter027Shown on the right, our correspondent at Pakistan managed to capture a photo of Bob Lee Swagger leaving the scene shortly after the killing of 'Geronimo'

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14
Apr

Helang down the drain - again

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Few months back, the PDRM crashed one EVO, few days ago they crashed another one, no worries, they will be replaced by Inspira :D

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30
Nov

Looking for Gay in Malaysia

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I came across this book for foreign tourist (gay travellers) visiting Malaysia (and looking for gays). Pretty hillarious.

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This image was taken from a copyrighted book. All copyright belongs to the original author/publisher

 
23
Nov

Harry Potter breakfast

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Q : If Harry Potter is eating Chees/ Italian Sausage, Mashed Potato, Fried Egg, 2 Slices Toast with Butter, what is he eating?

A : He is eating himself !

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11
Nov

Kilometrico condom

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You heard it right. I wanted to buy a condom at the minimarket but ended up buying a kilometrico pen.

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